Evo has a theory

Evo Morales has figured out where homosexuals and baldness come from: The “female” growth hormones used to make poultry freakishly gigantic:

The chicken we eat is full of female hormones. That’s why when men eat these chickens, they experience deviations in their behavior as men.

And for good measure:

Baldness, which seems normal, is a sickness in Europe. Almost everyone is bald. And it’s because of what they eat. Meanwhile, among the indigenous peoples, there are no bald people because we eat something else.

While I admire Evo’s support of organic, hormone-free poultry, I’m not sure falling back on machista bigotry and crack-pot theories is the best way to make one’s case. That said, I can definitely support his claims that Coca-Cola is better used for cleaning drains.

Will have to try that later.

(Original image courtesy Agencia Brasil via Wikimedia Commons.)

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  1. Posted April 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm | Permalink

    It’s really quite disappointing to hear Evo say something so ignorant. In any case, there seems to already be a backlash from the Gay/Lesbian community in the works:

  2. Posted April 25, 2010 at 10:55 am | Permalink

    Thanks for sharing about how hormones for men may affect one’s sex preferences. Good information.

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